It’s time, once again, to delve into the mixed grab bag of what people have been tapping into google in order to end up here over the last fortnight.
Just in case you hadn’t realised: people scour the internet for some odd things. Have some Coasters to ease you into the randomness:
And now to the search terms!
jensen ackles butt
I know there was a shrine to Jensen’s and everything, but I really think you ought to check out Jared’s too:
cobie smulders interview “panties”
Well Maxim’s interview with her is accompanied by several pictures of her frolicking about scantily clad.
molly ringwald sexy
You can see her getting down in dirty (and topless) in Malicious.
world map political black and white
I think you should check out Many Ways to See the World if you’re interested in maps. And even if you’re not, if you watch it you soon will be!
emily sexy – thomas tank engine
To be honest, I don’t see it.
gay marriage animated
opium field
Poppies will put you to sleep, be warned!
adam levine/christina aguilera rpf
man woman dramatic kiss
Here you go:
keri russell vampire
I don’t think she’s ever played one, but she is going to be an 80s spy.
blake lively – weird but sexy
Apparently this outfit is.
spookie niple
Not that spelling like that deserves Mallrats, but still…
punk boobs cleavage
dean winchester i think i’m adorable gif
Always on topic.
disney princes gay
Just because they barely have personalities doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be able to express their sexuality.
moulin rouge satine dies
OH MY GOD, SPOILER WARNING!
90s teen hair
Wonderfully dreadful.
picture of an ugly poison
I know that ‘hemlock’ is fun to say, but are any poisons particularly good looking?
easter sences for barbie
Ey? Scenes? Senses? Sentences? Whatever.
nph fucking cobie smulders
Judging from the How I Met Your Mother bloopers he likes to mack on everyone, as do all the cast members. Sluts.
fuck you cartoon
alice and wonderland syndrome seeing things too big
Maybe she never went to Wonderland, she was just crazy.
rob lowe’s tablecloth drawing
Stories I Only Tell My Friends, Lowe’s autobiography, has a tale about Andy Warhol and drawing pussies. True story!
howl full of hell ridiculously large cover image.
Ridiculously large is a relative term when you have fabulous eyes like I do.
pop culture world map
US-only, because everyone knows the rest of the world isn’t important.
ice cream and sex
Wasn’t that the whole point of the Angel episode ‘I Will Remember You’?
downward spiral crystal meth
You watch Breaking Bad too?!
shay mitchell religion
This seems to be a niggling question for some, but I say that we all ought to be worshipping at the shrine of Pretty Little Liars.
grandmother mermaid
But how do mermaids reproduce?!
supernatural eat it twilight picture tumblr
cultural representations of cross sex friendships
Few and far between sadly. Though there are some decent portrayals on television, and here are a few more I’ve recently become fond of:
spankings,whippings and high heels
How about some blood, sex and booze instead?
askgf
supernatural fanfiction dean/sam “throwing up”
Oh internet, you have everything!
too hungover
Don’t worry, there are cures for that.
dog soldiers reviewin this era of vampire soap operas (ie- “the vampire diaries”), and emo teen vampires (ie- the twilight saga), it’s nice to see that at least the werewolves still tend to be pretty bad ass. private cooper and his squad are on a training exercise when they come across another squad that’s been brutally slaughtered. the [...]
Charming. If I provide a picture of a nice little werewolf will you stop googling large chunks of text?
which vibrator did charlotte use on sex in the city and resulted in her disappearing for the rest of the episode?
A pink rabbit. Neither a turtle or a hare then, despite the episode title.
jensen ackles painful stomach
Maybe you should offer some assistance…
songs from thoroughly modern mill
They’re all fabulous!
bitch be disney
cougar town sex scenes
Or… they could just kiss without it having to lead anywhere!
womens glee club cheerleader costume sexy glee club cheerleader costume
Calm the fuck down!
cybill -shepherd -sheperd -shephard -shepard
I’m sorry but what other Cybills are there? You’re getting the Shepherd and you’re going to like it:
“all dogs are blue now”
emoticons explanation
If confused, refer to a cat:
least amount of sexual tension
cartoon penis on real person
Amazeballs.
hayek naked
Why would you possibly want to see this man naked?!
danneel ackles nude scene 2013
I’d have to go back to the future to obtain such images, and that sounds like a lot of hassle. Besides, she’s perfectly nice to look at clothed and in the past too.
cobie smulders l word
I completely forgot this ever happened!
beautiful girls smoking weed
should i cut my hair short like keri russell
Totally, that’s never led to anything bad happening…
berocca nsfw
I don’t think this image is safe for work because it’s clearly not safe for eyes.
finding porn with google
dress like jensen ackles
I can see why you might want to dress like him when he’s a cowboy. Especially when he’s accompanied by cowboy Jared.
cartoon characters quiz pictures which gives nice conclusion
Try this sporcle quiz, you’ll get a nice conclusion if you’ve got a lot of toon trivia.
buddha and alcohol
Nifty!
weed saying
borderline misanthropie
How dare you?! There’s only full on people-hatred around here, nothing wishy-washy about it.
show white bitch
Well if you insist…
She can probably freeze you with her psychotic death glare though, don’t make eye contact!
chuck bass costume
So much ridiculousness to choose from!
naked violinist
Here’s Bond, an Australian string quartet, to fulfil all your nude instrumentalist needs.
girl from firefly sex
Which one?
erotic easter
Check out this post for viewing and reading suggestions, and some reasonably disturbing images.
goofy bicycle
It’s hard to get goofier looking than a penny-farthing:
And on that note I leave you to have a goofy and chocolate-filled Easter Sunday!
